banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 07, 2005

Dragonball Z

you gotta drag your balls untill u can't take the pain no more OUCH!

now i know why they are collecting the dragons balls

by TYLER October 29, 2003

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004

The Fellowship

A group of closely knit friends, close enough to be family

The fellowship's bond knows no bounds

by Tyler December 01, 2003

slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 05, 2008

Horse

Used as another word for penis.

Damn, that bitch was sucking on my horse for 20 minutes, then I finally pulled out and blew my load all over her face!

by Tyler January 16, 2005

jive ass shit

a way to say cool that a white kid heard from his dad who was in his teens during the 70's

Shanequa: Hey crackaz and Niggaz, Yall got any weed
Tyler (a.k.a. white kid): My friend, Adam Perri, Has some drug paraphernalia you may be interested in.

by Tyler December 08, 2004