TX' Speedy's definitions

get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

crack adict

A normal man who partakes in rear ending on purpose.

Hey, he just bunkbedded her backwards. He's such a crack adict.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

fiesta booty

A damn fine Latina or Latino ass.

Damn, look at that fiesta booty - - nice carracas too!

by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020