Definitions by TX' Speedy

crack adict 

A normal man who partakes in rear ending on purpose.

Hey, he just bunkbedded her backwards. He's such a crack adict.

crack adict by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

face bra 

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

face bra by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

urban dictionary late capitalist 

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

urban dictionary late capitalist by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

fiesta booty

A damn fine Latina or Latino ass.

Damn, look at that fiesta booty - - nice carracas too!

fiesta booty by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

get your head back on 

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

get your head back on by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020