TV CAR's definitions
by TV CAR April 8, 2010
Get the Pipe Smokermug. A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
by TV CAR May 2, 2010
Get the Not to be criticalmug. A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.
Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
by TV CAR July 15, 2010
Get the Captain Relapsemug. The fear of abbreviations taking over the english language, and instead of talking, normal people will soon be talking in only abbreviations.
*Phone rings*
Tony: Hello
Mike :HMWU
Tony :What?
MIke: HMWU
Tony: What the fuck are you sayin?
Mike :Hey man what's up,what you don't undrestand abbrev?
Tony : No and you are retarted.
*hangs up phone*
Mike :WTF? He must have abbrevaphobia.
Tony: Hello
Mike :HMWU
Tony :What?
MIke: HMWU
Tony: What the fuck are you sayin?
Mike :Hey man what's up,what you don't undrestand abbrev?
Tony : No and you are retarted.
*hangs up phone*
Mike :WTF? He must have abbrevaphobia.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
Get the Abbrevaphobiamug. The army of fans who follow the band KISS, they lie dormant now, but as nations grow weak and citys turn to slums and evil stands strong the KISS army will rise up and become the new world order. KISS will then rule the world, that or it's just a KISS fan club for a bunch of kids born in the 70's.
by TV CAR April 28, 2010
Get the KISS ARMYmug. A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
Get the Faceaholicmug. Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
Get the Choking Dogmug.