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This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?
Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
Get the Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks mug.A Urban Dictionary editor who refuses to publish most if not all abbreviations, feeling they are stupid and overtaking the dctionary. This person thinks enough abbreviations like WTF,LOL and FTW are in the dictionary and if you see the other ones you can figure there stupid meaning out for yourself.
Mike :I keep tryin to get MMVWH published in the urban dictionary,but it keeps gettin shut down.
Tony : Looks an abbrevinator is shuttin you down.
Tony : Looks an abbrevinator is shuttin you down.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
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*Phone rings*
Tony: Hello
Mike :HMWU
Tony :What?
MIke: HMWU
Tony: What the fuck are you sayin?
Mike :Hey man what's up,what you don't undrestand abbrev?
Tony : No and you are retarted.
*hangs up phone*
Mike :WTF? He must have abbrevaphobia.
Tony: Hello
Mike :HMWU
Tony :What?
MIke: HMWU
Tony: What the fuck are you sayin?
Mike :Hey man what's up,what you don't undrestand abbrev?
Tony : No and you are retarted.
*hangs up phone*
Mike :WTF? He must have abbrevaphobia.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
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Tool : I just tried to add my girls name to the Urban Dictionary as the hottest chick ever, but for the 27th time they slammed the door in my face. I don't get it ?
Tool's wise friend : You my friend are a nameaholic, and your stupid defs just don't fly.
Tool's wise friend : You my friend are a nameaholic, and your stupid defs just don't fly.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
Get the Nameaholic mug.What society is slowly but surely turning into. This state of "overcare" is being brougt on by such things as tweeting and facebook. Everyone must know what everyone is doing at all times no matter how dull and boring it is. People are feeding this monster by constantly tweetin and updating their faces with their mindless dribble and boring escapades. In a day not far from now everyone will be able to know what anyone is doing and where they are doing it.
Tony : Overcare is taking over our society.
Mike : I know I remember *flashhing back*
To when phones had cords,to when people could only call you when you were home,to when I didn't know when all my friends kid were playing a game at that exact time,to when I dind't know where people were at or if their kids were sick,or if people were just sittin around with their thumbs up their asses tweetin.
*coming back to reality*
But those days are gone thanks to tweeter and facebook.
Mike : I know I remember *flashhing back*
To when phones had cords,to when people could only call you when you were home,to when I didn't know when all my friends kid were playing a game at that exact time,to when I dind't know where people were at or if their kids were sick,or if people were just sittin around with their thumbs up their asses tweetin.
*coming back to reality*
But those days are gone thanks to tweeter and facebook.
by TV CAR March 28, 2010
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The state one is in during extreme overcaring, or the inputing of to much information that could lead a reader of said information to overcare.
The state one is in during extreme overcaring, or the inputing of to much information that could lead a reader of said information to overcare.
Mike : I was on facebook today for 5hrs. straight reading faces and udpating my face.
Tony :Sounds like you have some Overcarization problems.
Tony :Sounds like you have some Overcarization problems.
by TV CAR March 28, 2010
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