When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
by TV CAR March 17, 2010

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
by TV CAR April 08, 2010

A man child who works out on a "gazelle". The product made famous on late nite TV by uber tool Tony Little and his overly excited sales pitch.
Mike : I must have pocket dialed you while I was workin' out on the "gazelle"
Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
by TV CAR July 12, 2010

Here is a term born from the wonderful people at summit racing. The people who love summit and think it is all that, and all good things for cars and trucks come from summit. Here is an example of how a "Tool's" brain works: dude I just went to summit and bought a cool air intake,splitfire plugs,accel coil,a k&n filter,hypertech chip,low temp stat,and headers w/daul exhaust for my 94 K1500. Now my piece of shit truck w/200k+ miles will go form 225hp to like 300+ hp, so in order to keep all that power under control I'm gonna need rancho shocks,rear sway bar,energy suspension bushings and some mickey thompson tires. This practice is also very common with small rice burning cars, like honda civics. These cars though need lots of colorful wire loom,painted dash parts,skull head shift knobs,and wings to make them faster.
Rich: I'm gonna drive to ohio to summit to get some parts for my truck, because no ordinary parts will do for my old K1500. Like some rancho"s, just thinkin of that summit store gives me wood!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
by TV CAR March 17, 2010

To describe something or a situation that is classic and/or priceless, like the ability of gold to stand the test of time and hold value. The term can be used to describe some epic adventure, great conquest,or just as a sarcastic remark to someone to patronize them.
dude: I slammed that hot redhead from the bar last nite.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
dudes friend: That's gold!
example 2
tool : I just put a spoiler on the back my cavalier, it's so cool!
dude: Yeah that's gold.
by TV CAR April 08, 2010

This is when nothing else matters only the game at hand. One must block out everything else and focus on the game. A true athlete can do this to elevate his play,and crush his weaker opponent. This idea was also what born the song by motorhead "Time to play the game".
by TV CAR March 06, 2010

by TV CAR April 08, 2010
