When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.
dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?
dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!
dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!
by TV CAR September 29, 2010
A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
by TV CAR April 09, 2010
A person who will not shut the fuck up,and is just blabbering out mindless dribble. This person just talks about nothing or weaves yarns that just go on endlessly, it's like they have to hear themselves talk. These people may often be refered to as longwinded assholes.
dude 1: That speaker really went on and on at the meeting tonite.
dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.
dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.
by TV CAR April 11, 2010
A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
by TV CAR May 03, 2010
The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
by TV CAR March 20, 2010