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A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
Get the Chair Crusher mug.A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
by TV CAR April 5, 2010
Get the Needer mug.When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
Get the Roller Coaster Baby mug.A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.
Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
by TV CAR July 15, 2010
Get the Captain Relapse mug.A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
by TV CAR March 25, 2010
Get the Cash register honest mug.Here is a term born from the wonderful people at summit racing. The people who love summit and think it is all that, and all good things for cars and trucks come from summit. Here is an example of how a "Tool's" brain works: dude I just went to summit and bought a cool air intake,splitfire plugs,accel coil,a k&n filter,hypertech chip,low temp stat,and headers w/daul exhaust for my 94 K1500. Now my piece of shit truck w/200k+ miles will go form 225hp to like 300+ hp, so in order to keep all that power under control I'm gonna need rancho shocks,rear sway bar,energy suspension bushings and some mickey thompson tires. This practice is also very common with small rice burning cars, like honda civics. These cars though need lots of colorful wire loom,painted dash parts,skull head shift knobs,and wings to make them faster.
Rich: I'm gonna drive to ohio to summit to get some parts for my truck, because no ordinary parts will do for my old K1500. Like some rancho"s, just thinkin of that summit store gives me wood!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
Get the Summitized mug.A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
by TV CAR May 30, 2010
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