Schmoob

It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.

Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.

by TOomp March 12, 2021

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 12, 2021

The Sneaky Pinky

A sex move where the man is in the middle of doing the sex to the woman when he sneakily slips his pinky in her asshole and says “sneak attack”.

Toomp "Last night I did The Sneaky Pinky with LaQrounchia."

by TOomp March 12, 2021

The Winky Slinky

A sex position where you hang from the roof while your part hangs on your titties.

Hey babe you want to do the winky slinky with me.

by TOomp March 12, 2021

Stanky skank

That one hoe that always smells like onions and garlic

I heard LaQrunchia is a Stanky Skank.

by TOomp March 12, 2021

articqaus sloopyascious

A Predator that is known for its constant swamp ass this animal lived during the cretaceous period and mainly ate the reproductive organs of other animals.

Bruh the articqaus sloopyascious is Shlomi's favorite dinosaur cause it's like him.

by TOomp March 12, 2021

Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.

I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q

by TOomp February 21, 2021