Definitions by TOm

screwed 

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

screwed by Tom September 17, 2003

broin 

Typo for the word BORIN

Im Broin

broin by tom September 16, 2003

Piled Corn 

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!

I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.

Piled Corn by Tom September 15, 2003

nirvana 

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

nirvana by Tom September 13, 2003

Wheels 

A term referring to a motor vehicle or general means of transport.

"That guy sure has a nice set of wheels!"

Wheels by Tom September 13, 2003

nudy 

another name for softcore porn

jack has a lot of nudy pics on his computer

nudy by tom September 8, 2003

caahncil 

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

caahncil by Tom September 6, 2003