TOm's definitions

dark aesthete

what the hell does this mean?

really....what the hell?

by tom February 3, 2004

biccle

a vagina that is so puny and insignificant that in time it closes up and falls out.

my mum has a biccle

by tom November 25, 2003

Blem

Blem is anuvva word for fags or ciggarettes. It is used mostly in de greata london area.

Sort me a blem bruv

by Tom January 10, 2004

Turtle Trap

slang for marajuana or an item used for smoking it. see Catching Turtles

were going Catching Turtles can you bring the turtle trap?

by Tom September 26, 2004

crispin

something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)

yeah dude that's crispin!

by tom March 29, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically to express disapproval

How Econ class?
-Nutsacular! My teacher has got a terrible lisp, and he kept on taking sips from some bottle of juice but that only made it worse.

by tom April 4, 2005

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005