dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

by Tom March 04, 2004

Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

by Tom January 21, 2004

ridiculonk

The ultimate in ridiculousness.

That story was so ridiculonk they should put you in jail!

by Tom June 19, 2006

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

meth lab

where meth is made ileagly
uslely smell prety rank

the swat team needs to bust that meth lab next door

by tom November 11, 2003

Dops

n. Chiefly British Slang
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".

Opposite of Spod.

By teacher:You stupid Dops, get out of my classroom!

by Tom January 31, 2005

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
Source: Tom, Minneapolis, MN

by Tom August 16, 2006