poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.
Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!
by Tom April 19, 2004
mugGet the poofishoddballsmug.

boozed up

by ToM January 15, 2003
mugGet the boozed upmug.

grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.
"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".
by tom December 26, 2004
mugGet the grotsmug.

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism
Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.
by Tom March 02, 2005
mugGet the moominismmug.

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.
"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"
by Tom October 09, 2005
mugGet the stonermug.

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general
by Tom March 21, 2005
mugGet the lagmug.

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.
i live in a caahncil flat
by Tom September 06, 2003
mugGet the caahncilmug.