TOm's definitions

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005

Seb Lefebvre

1) Hot Guitarist
2)French-Canadian
3) Likes Soda, not pop.
4) Good kisser
5) HE IS SESSY AND HE WINS

Tom Gryskiewicz likes Seb Lefebvre

by Tom December 14, 2003

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."

by Tom May 13, 2005

tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 28, 2005

airflare

An advanced breakdancing (or bboying for purists) move. Requiring a lot of strength and balance, airflares have an impressive gravity defying appearance.

"I got this Korean kid on a video who does 30 airflares in a row!"

by Tom October 16, 2003