TONY's definitions

J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 6, 2005

chun

cigarette, slang in certain areas of the US

"Hey, let's go chun."

by Tony April 10, 2005

slag

1. A man or woman who sleeps around with many people.
2. low quality Coal that is unusable.

1. Katie slepped with John on saturday and then Peter on Sunday. What a Slag.

2. Look at the Slag Heap's next to the coal Mines

by Tony June 12, 2004

douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

by Tony February 27, 2005

Bitches

its a word you call some one who is a fag or a queer or acting gay or a all around fucking dumb ass.
also you can call 1 person a bitches.

"hey dude that was like cool"

"shut the fuck up BITCHES!

by tony October 11, 2004

fatality

A sexual move that first involves a running start guiding ones penis into the anus of ones significant other. Thrust repeatedly into your partner until you are on the brink of ejaculation and then slip your penis into your partners mouth and before you cum, punch her in the nose, aka strawberry milkshake.

"Dude, I dont think that my girl appreciated that before the night was over i gave her the fatality"

by Tony May 13, 2005