TONY's definitions

37865

synonymous with drunk or intoxicated.

OMG dude, last night we got 37865 and went to the softball game.

by Tony April 3, 2005

jagertubing

Very Dangerous snow sport involving being towed from the back of a car in a snow tube while drinking jagermeister.

Tony busted his nose last night while jagertubing.

by Tony December 7, 2003

wow

A game that consumes your life and eventually decays your friendships to the point where a little kid named jordan follows you all over the internet world just so he can be in the same vent channel with you as you play this gay game. See Kaos

A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a NPC just walked up and stole my experience!"

K has connect.

"So kaos is alive"
"No I'm in the middle of a 84 hour WoW marathon. I haven't seen sunlight in 2 and a half days and Jordan is beginning to look attractive. So, what's up?"

K has been kicked.

by Tony March 31, 2005

split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female

i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"

by Tony January 8, 2004

Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

by Tony November 7, 2003

lunix

an "open source" meal. (ie. free lunch)

i hope a drug rep provides lunix.

by Tony June 26, 2006

retrotrip

To become extremely fascinated and or nostalgic/longing for past events. "Retro" meaning "the past" and "trip" because you get lost and trip out on things that you still remember. It can also be portrayed as wishful musing about certain events in history. You do not need to be high while under the influence of this highly-natural state of consciousness.

If I could go back to a different era in time, I would like to see what life was like during the roaring-20s. All that free alcohol and underground clubs, not to mention the Harlem Renaissance. The 30's presented to us a golden age of movies, the 40's was notable for popular icons such as Frank Sinatra. The 50's pretty much sucked, except for the beatniks~now THOSE people had it goin' on. The 60's was all about freedom and rebellion, not to mention the birth of the modern horror movie (look up Psycho) The 70's were funky and psychedelic, also the starting place for disco. The 80's, as we all know was slammed with violence in the media (Friday the 13th and many, many others...) but the often overlooked aspects include new wave and other trends (like retro-style coke/pepsi cans and rubik's cube. The 90's are pretty much like they are today, except that hip-hop was just getting started with artists such as Slick Rick and Salt 'n Peppa. Now we are here in the 21st century, where everything is digitalized and progressive. Thank you for listening to me ramble about my retrotrip and remember: Always take time out of your day to remember the past.

by Tony May 12, 2004