J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 11, 2003

more cushin for the pushin

a way to describe your aunt frieda's fat ass and hangy tits.

oh johnny , do you think I'm too fat to fuck?
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.

by tony January 25, 2004

number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 01, 2004

pib

Acronym: Pee In her Butt.

damn, look at that hot girl!
yeah, I'd pib her...

by Tony March 22, 2004

mess

Mess- mess means that the kid u call it is ethier just fucked up or a dam loser or just a fuck head. basicly ur a mess for even reading this so pce out hoe!!

dam kid ur a fuckin mess

god kid why do u act so gay ur such a dam mess

by Tony February 18, 2005

porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony October 08, 2003

hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004