Happiness

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..
by Tom May 02, 2003
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Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.
Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!
by Tom March 20, 2003
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dong

Ding, dong; ding, dong
by Tom March 16, 2005
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daddeln

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben
by Tom June 07, 2004
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Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching
by Tom January 21, 2004
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poutsos

greek word for dick
(masculine - o poutsos)
(feminine - i poutsa)
(neutral - to poutsaki =small dick)
Exo oraio poutso (=I have a beautiful dick)
Katse ston poutso mou (=sit on my dick)
by tom December 04, 2003
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coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
by tom July 21, 2004
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