Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004

smash, smash out

To leave, exit

Also see bounce

Alright guys, Im gunna smash out
- or -
Wanna smash?

by Tom October 07, 2004

ROFLMAOWTIME

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.

by Tom April 03, 2003

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004

fly on the wall

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

by tom March 02, 2004

Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

by Tom January 15, 2004