Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 04, 2004

at the gates

Awsome fukkin metal band.

Best song:Suicide Nation

"hey bob how was that at the gates concert?"
BOB: My ears are still bleeding!!1!

by Tom April 28, 2004

smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by tom July 26, 2004

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 02, 2003

Sabasty

A person who looks or sounds like Guy Sebastion.

That guy is very sabasty like....

by Tom January 06, 2005

the notebook

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

by Tom March 21, 2005

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004