Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 02, 2003

shut your north and south

shut your mouth

shut your north and south you fuck head

by tom October 21, 2003

dday

a casanova and a rambo at the same time.

That guy is a total dday. He woops ass and gets girls too!

by tom December 28, 2004

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.

Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!

by Tom July 24, 2004

at the gates

Awsome fukkin metal band.

Best song:Suicide Nation

"hey bob how was that at the gates concert?"
BOB: My ears are still bleeding!!1!

by Tom April 28, 2004

smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by tom July 26, 2004

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 02, 2003