Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom July 11, 2008

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 06, 2003

nudy

another name for softcore porn

jack has a lot of nudy pics on his computer

by tom September 08, 2003

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 02, 2003

chicken hunten

ho hunten

im go in chicken hunten today

by tom October 27, 2003

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

Wheels

A term referring to a motor vehicle or general means of transport.

"That guy sure has a nice set of wheels!"

by Tom September 14, 2003