TOM's definitions

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 23, 2005

Rockland

A bastardized version of Westchester. Very ugly county, rather uncool place to hail from. Hates being called 'Upstate New York' even though it is.

Anything north of lower westchester is upstate if your from Eastchester.

by Tom January 8, 2004

starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

by Tom May 13, 2005

Aw4G63

2. Attention whore.

Delusionist of the century.

by Tom January 5, 2004

rtg

"Ready To Go"
Coined by Doug Vulich of Simi Valley, California.

1: Yo, man you ready?
2: I'm rtg, dawg.

by tom December 31, 2003

rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!

OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!

by Tom January 5, 2005

shiznit

the shit

Thats the shiznit!

by Tom November 25, 2003