Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 09, 2005

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

Hot Beef Injection

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

by Tom March 05, 2004

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003