Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

butterfinger

when a guy cums on his fingers and fingers a chick in her butt.

Drew butterfingered this chick last night.

by tom January 09, 2004

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004

fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent

that coat is fandabilous

by tom May 13, 2005

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 18, 2004

tutiberg

haha i broke ur nose

by tom July 24, 2003

mighty mouse

Stuffing ones finger along with the male member into a woman to appear to have a larger penis.

Man she screamed when I gave her a mighty mouse!

by Tom June 05, 2003