Definitions by TOM

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

problem solver by tom October 30, 2004

Parksnine 

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

Parksnine by Tom October 22, 2004

Swamp Walk 

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

Swamp Walk by Tom October 21, 2004

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

Congo Canyon by Tom October 18, 2004

SysRq

SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.

sysRq wants TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

SysRq by Tom October 14, 2004

catching turtles 

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

catching turtles by tom October 13, 2004

Rezzen 

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.

For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.

Rezzen by Tom October 10, 2004