TOM's definitions
n. Chiefly British Slang
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".
Opposite of Spod.
Stupid Person. One who works too little and lists headbutting under "hobbies".
Opposite of Spod.
by Tom January 31, 2005
Get the Dopsmug. An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
Get the Smuck Teamsmug. 
The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
by Tom January 21, 2004
Get the Clitoral Dischargemug. 
