TODD's definitions

ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.

Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

by Todd May 5, 2004

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model

My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.

by Todd April 5, 2005

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005

can't understand normal thinking

cunt similar to "see you next tuesday"

She can't understand normal thinking

by todd January 7, 2005

stupajew

a stupid jew

man, adam is such a stupajew

by todd March 19, 2004

Bella

A woman of beauty who lives on Sandusky who I love with all my heart.

Yadira is very bella. She is all mine though.

by Todd May 5, 2005

cubess

To shower, shave, and shit, especially before and evening out. (S to the 3rd power, cubed S, cubess)

I'll pick you up after I cubess.

by todd March 10, 2003