Definitions by TJ Baxter

HAS 

The world renowned High Altitude Shit (HAS) is basically when a person sits on top of a toilet cubicle, you can do this on your own or even better with a friend, and take a massive shit form the top of the cubicle meaning you can get the satisfaction of adding some good splash back and volume to your daily dump

-"What the fuck are you doing up there?"
-"HAS all the way"
-"What the fuck is a HAS"
-"High Altitude Shit"
-"Room for one more?"
-"As always"

HAS by TJ Baxter March 6, 2009

Double Dutch Rudder 

Where two guys do a dutch rudder on each other at the same time. It's not gay cos they are not touching dicks

So...Double dutch rudder anyone...?

Double Dutch Rudder by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Bizmark

When a male gets a semi-erect penis and slaps his ho around the facial region with it

'shit where did you get that cut?'
'I got Bizmarked last night!'

Bizmark by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Booked 

It is a punishment when you get smacked in the face by a book

shit that guy booked me bad

Booked by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Boggsy 

When you get a girl wasted and then pillage her with your fingers

way!!! Boggsy!!!

Boggsy by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

wet willy 

were you are having vaginal intercourse and the male or female urinates during it

I was banging this hot chick but she gave me a wet willy!

wet willy by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Bristol Factor 

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

Bristol Factor by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009