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Boggsy

When you get a girl wasted and then pillage her with your fingers
way!!! Boggsy!!!
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the Boggsymug.

Bristol Factor

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe
oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the Bristol Factormug.

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.
I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the Sloppy Joemug.

Booked

It is a punishment when you get smacked in the face by a book
shit that guy booked me bad
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the Bookedmug.

Double Dutch Rudder

Where two guys do a dutch rudder on each other at the same time. It's not gay cos they are not touching dicks
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the Double Dutch Ruddermug.

Bizmark

When a male gets a semi-erect penis and slaps his ho around the facial region with it
'shit where did you get that cut?'
'I got Bizmarked last night!'
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the Bizmarkmug.

wet willy

were you are having vaginal intercourse and the male or female urinates during it
I was banging this hot chick but she gave me a wet willy!
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
mugGet the wet willymug.

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