TJ 's definitions

god

A name for your friend, homeboy.

'Ey god, what's happening?

by Tj November 15, 2004

uro

The urethra opening or the opening of the penis.

The nurse inserted the catheter through John's uro.

by TJ March 12, 2004

SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

by TJ February 25, 2005

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

quantum

Something quantum is something to awsome for this world.

That fakie corckscrew you threw was fuckin quantum.

by TJ November 18, 2004

Vit

A man with long, flowing blonde hair resembling a woman.

I was walking behind this hot chick, but it ended up just being a Vit.

by TJ January 28, 2003

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005