TIm's definitions

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

Slaytanictim

Straight pimp with a gangsta twist. Known for hating fakes and bitches. Mean with a guitar and even meaner with 6 pack of beer.

"Slay just owned that bitch"

by Tim March 18, 2005

pompin'

when something is really good

see also rinsin and pompalicious

that new car of yours is pompin

by tim February 21, 2005

Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.

I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.

by Tim January 20, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003