TIM's definitions

Cluck

a crack fiend.

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!

by Tim March 13, 2003

Wentian

Wentian is the collaboration of intense winds inside your home, due to the current caused by opened windows. Although the winds may be a bit chilly, the shock may

1. Increase penis/ breast size
2. Make you more handsome/ prettier
3. Make you more clutch
4. Release you from any plaguing guilt
5. make your baby cry/poop less
6. Allow wider flexibility
7. smell like lavender
8. give you electric powers

9. Kill/ Invigorate you
10. I am a pokemon master

Oh my god this Wentian is releasing me from my past worries!

by TIm April 10, 2011

the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004

prefontaine

One of the fastest American distance runners, tragically died at the age of 25 in 1975. He was sure to be a favorite at the 1976 Olympic games.

Prefontaine is my hero.

by Tim September 30, 2003

ambian

prescripted drug to put you down for a good 8 ours

11 straight hours of work...time for ambian for a good beddy-bye.

by tim August 31, 2005

stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.

Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,

by Tim December 13, 2003

elfish

1)wrong way to spell elvish
2)Spainish (el fish)

get your el fish away from me

that el fish is very elfish

by Tim January 21, 2004