TIM's definitions

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004

grot

Similar to scrub, grot is used to define an unclean or otherwise dirty event, person or thing.

Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.

by Tim August 23, 2004

Wentian

Wentian is the collaboration of intense winds inside your home, due to the current caused by opened windows. Although the winds may be a bit chilly, the shock may

1. Increase penis/ breast size
2. Make you more handsome/ prettier
3. Make you more clutch
4. Release you from any plaguing guilt
5. make your baby cry/poop less
6. Allow wider flexibility
7. smell like lavender
8. give you electric powers

9. Kill/ Invigorate you
10. I am a pokemon master

Oh my god this Wentian is releasing me from my past worries!

by TIm April 10, 2011

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

five percenter

A gorup of mostly Black men and some black woman. Most of there followers are from the hood and ghetto. And a lagre number are in the jails and prisons accross america. They beleive the black man is the supreme being on earth, and the white man is the devil. The profess to strive for knowledge/truth/understanding. There nubers are small hence 5%, research shows there real number of members accross the world are less then .003%, Most in America. They believe the White man was created by a scientist. They usually give themself a new name after they obtain "knowledge of self" aka become a five percenter. They claim to teach the truth about all things, and if they dont have an answer to something, they comment "we speak only of what we know."

My nigga Jayquam just recived knowledgeof self yester day, now he be called Everlastin. He has become a beliver in da truth now he one of us Five percenters, for life dog.

by Tim August 31, 2004

stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.

Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,

by Tim December 13, 2003

pompstein

a negative edition of someonewho is pomp. if you're (or something is) pomp, you are cool e.g. thats well pomp, meaning 'that is really cool'

Pompstein is someone who is not cool

dont be such a pompstein

by tim February 21, 2005