TIM's definitions

Hazards

To Knock SOme1 out. you would Say hazards. or to put the beat down on em

Yo son Go put the hazards on that fake nigga.

by Tim September 3, 2004

JIG

Truanting

Yo! Let's jig maths class and have a smoke in the toilet!

by Tim May 29, 2003

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

knoxies

large avitor glasses johnny knoxville wears. see aviators

let me wear those knoxies

by Tim October 20, 2003

vampik

Extremely sexy man who has billions of money and best girls.

Vampik owns everything.

by Tim July 21, 2004

Cluck

a crack fiend.

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!

by Tim March 13, 2003

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004