TIM's definitions

SAT

A test that makes everyone really nervous during junior year, but isn't even really that difficult. Besides, colleges don't really care about it that much anymore. You've got to be "well-rounded."

I got a 1600 the second time I took the SAT.

by Tim October 27, 2003

knobrat

an insult meaning someone is all over penis like (s)he is a rat all over sewage

fuck off you stupid knobrat

by tim February 21, 2005

Rill

Verb: To fuck someone. Typically performed directly in the ass using a banana touched by the great KOKO.

If you don't stop teaching biochem I'm going to rill you in your ear you strumpet.

by Tim February 23, 2004

911

1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001

1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.

2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo

3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor

by Tim April 5, 2004

Oaktown

Slang for the Univesity of Pittsburgh campus

Hey, I am in Oaktown, where can I get a sandwhich?

by Tim March 29, 2005

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003