have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

photog

a photographer

No photog came with them. Something was up.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2010

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2008

wheel

the steering wheel of a car and thus the control of the car

I'm not feeling well enough to drive. The wheel is yours today.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010

locks

dreadlocks (an abbreviation)

His locks made him stand out like a sore thumb.

by The Return of Light Joker June 08, 2011

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 02, 2010

hard core

1. extreme, unmitigated

2. explicit, especially in a pornographic way

He turned into a hard core marine after a month among them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009