THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

blue-collar ballet

Professional wrestling (perhaps because most matches have predetermined outcomes)

I don't care for blue-collar ballet.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2011

nerf

to make something in a videogame less desirable

I started to grow tired of Pokémon when they nerfed the attack system. (example of nerf)

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2010

jerry-rigged

patched or cobbled together (a blend of jerry-built, meaning carelessly or awkwardly built and jury-rigged)

The jerry-rigged monitor only lasted three days before it stopped functioning permanantly.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2009

Bolivian marching powder

cocaine

Bolivian marching powder ruined his life

by The Return of Light Joker April 28, 2011

deja vu

a feeling that something has occured even though it is just being experienced (believed to have been used By Baseball manager Yogi Berra)

Talk about Deja Vu. What is going on here.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2007

bugjuice

1. inferior whiskey

2. any highly colored, juice or powdered drink (From a brand of juice drinks)

He needs to lay off the bugjuice.

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2009

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010