THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

one for the books

Something amazing or remarkable

That speech was one for the books.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2009

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2011

breathing

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

sockdollager

1. a decisive blow

2. a remarkable person or thing

The sockdollager was the botched attempt to obtain documents that they did not own or have authorized access to.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2010

lockjaw

1. difficulty or pain in opening ones mouth due to a medical condition, injury, or infection

2. an upper class accent

If you keep chewing your nails like that you could get lockjaw.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2008