pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2011

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

boiler room

a site of illegal operation, especially the telephone sales of goods or services by charlatans

The shitheads in the boiler room were finally caught.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2009

kludge

1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one

2. to fix a computer program

The way things work with that system is a kludge.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2010

intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

walk-through

1. a rehearsal

2. a slow, careful explanation

3. to explain something slowly and carefully

We did a walk-through of the movie before collecting ideas.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2009

gym candy

steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance

He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.

by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2011