THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2008

dress down

1. to dress less formally than normal at work or a gathering

2. to reprimand

How much are you going to dress down at the party?

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2008

grapevine

1. an unofficial source of rumors or news

2. formal dance move characterized by side steps and stepping across the support foot

Learned of the accusations from the grapevine.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2008

un-cut

1. not edited shortened or censored

2. uncircumcised

3. having to do with a illegal drug with no additional chemicals

I am not going to watch the un-cut version of the video.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2008

Trojan

a piece of malware disguised as a useful computer program

The new game is rumored to be a Trojan.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2008

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008