cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)
Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.
by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2011
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museum piece

That TV is a total museum piece.
by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2008
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you can't fight city hall

it is useless to clash with a politician or establishment, it is foolish to fight a battle that you can't win
After getting no support for the destitute for 10 years, I have learned you can't fight city hall.
by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2008
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Unleaded

1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)
I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.
by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2007
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quarter life crisis

young adulthood and the dilemmas that come with it
My quarter life crisis has just begun.
by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2008
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grilled cheese

Don't you have anything better than half a grilled cheese?
by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2011
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onion

the head(especially as a retainer of sanity)
Your totally out of your onion.
by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2008
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