PETA

Pieces of shit.

PETA: *kills 10,000 pets and doesn't care*

Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*

by THE REAL MAYO MAN June 28, 2021

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

GranolaBar

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 09, 2021

GranolaBar

The true meaning of friendship.

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Granola Bar

What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS

C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021