THE REAL MAYO MAN's definitions

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

instant piss

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021

C2

Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).

Person 1: Did you meet my new friend?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a C2.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN January 20, 2021

aresed

Common misspelling of the word "arsed"

(see: arsed)

Some dude online: I can't be aresed!
Some other dude online: Actually, it's spelled "arsed"

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 16, 2021

See Two

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

PetSmart

Sells sick and dying animals and doesn't think that sand can cause impaction.

RIP Dart the Bahaman anole. Cause of death: Respiratory Infection that PetSmart sold him with.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 27, 2021

Granola Bars

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.

C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021