C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 85642J: C-2 STOLE MY GRANOLA BAR!!!
C-2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 08, 2021

Granola bar

What the true meaning of friendship.

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021

C-002

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

drop the orange

Fart

I have to drop the orange

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 08, 2021

aresed

Common misspelling of the word "arsed"

(see: arsed)

Some dude online: I can't be aresed!
Some other dude online: Actually, it's spelled "arsed"

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 16, 2021

See Two

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021