THE REAL MAYO MAN's definitions

C-002

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

GranolaBar

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

Friendship

Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.

In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

c-2

c-2 stole my granola bar!

c-2 stole my g r a n o l a b a r .

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

C + 2

C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)

C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

c2

c2 is a name for someone who steals granola bars. A c2 is often known to create fake friendships, only to then force their friend to give away granola bars.

Person 1: c2 stole my-
Person 2: Don't even start!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021