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Definitions by THE REAL COOP

That germ perm isn't worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a whale , getting it on
Germ Perm by THE REAL COOP March 18, 2026

Jizz tiz 

Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable
My Grandmother's mother's baby's uncle's cousin gave me the jizz tiz.
Jizz tiz by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025
THIS DUMB ASS FIFO IS DOING 55 IN THE FAST LINE... IN A 70MPH ZONE YOU FIFO!!
FIFO by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025

Two bit sally 

Stupid ass

Dumb shit
Piece of shit
Crack head
This guy Brandon at work is a two bit sally
Two bit sally by THE REAL COOP January 21, 2025

Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef
We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef
Nasal queef by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw 

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk
Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

Slap chappie 

Any person/animal/thing can be a slap chappie
Hey you Slap Chappie "Get over here"
Slap chappie by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024