4 definitions by THE METAL
A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
by THE METAL February 14, 2008
metalhead: "holy shit what is that fucking shit you are listening to?"
gangster: "hey mutha fucka, don't be dogging on my shit, ill kill yo fuckin ass!" (pulls a pistol from his jeans and attempts to raise it side-ways at the metalhead)
metalhead: (yells 'DIE!" in a loud, growled scream and pulls a broadsword from his back before the gangster can raise the gun and chops him diagonally in half from the neck to the armpit. blood slatters the metalheads unflinching face.)
gangsters and metalheads
gangster: "hey mutha fucka, don't be dogging on my shit, ill kill yo fuckin ass!" (pulls a pistol from his jeans and attempts to raise it side-ways at the metalhead)
metalhead: (yells 'DIE!" in a loud, growled scream and pulls a broadsword from his back before the gangster can raise the gun and chops him diagonally in half from the neck to the armpit. blood slatters the metalheads unflinching face.)
gangsters and metalheads
by THE METAL February 14, 2008
stands for Fat Upper Pussy Area. No matter what you have heard about the FUPA, all that it is, is where there is no defineable pussy area, no lips, clit, or anything recogniseable, all it is, is a a bunch of fat where a pussy should be, and then a slit in the skin. that is a FUPA; a slit in the fat where the pussy is. Then you gotta feel all around for the hole somewhere within the slit between all the fat. Pretty nasty.
Will: "so you fucked her lastnight? how was it?"
Steve: "it wasn't that great, ill be honest with you man, she had a FUPA too. so, yeah, it was pretty fucking gross."
Steve: "it wasn't that great, ill be honest with you man, she had a FUPA too. so, yeah, it was pretty fucking gross."
by THE METAL February 13, 2008
A group of BAMFs (Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) that kick ass because they listen to and/or play metal, living the metal lifestyle. A metalhead's arch enemy is the EMO KID. Metalheads beat the shit out of emo kids on sight AT ALL TIMES.
members/fans of slayer, metallica, sonata arctica, cradle of filth, iced earth, lamb of god, all that remains, as i lay dying, manowar, hammerfall, dragonforce, pantera, buckethead, rhapsody, otep, prototype, mastodon, dethklok, drist, dream theatre, cannibal corpse, six feet under, slipknot, disturbed and many more...metalheads
by THE METAL February 12, 2008