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microsoft

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.
Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.
by The man October 8, 2002
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mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.
Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!
by the man January 13, 2005
mugGet the mega vaginamug.

BSOD

bitch got the BSOD on me
by the man September 13, 2002
mugGet the BSODmug.

nigling

Nigling is a variation of the the word Nigger. The word Nigling, descibes the interactions of two Afro-carribean or similar males. Where the word Nigger that is used in conversation between two Afro-carribean or such like individuals (for example "Yes my nigger"), Nigling is used in place of Nigger, to allow for individuals under the age of 18 to participate in the conversation ritual, however the recipient of the word Nigling, has to be of 18 years or less, in order for this transaction to take effect, whereas reguardless of whether the provider of the word is either above or below the age of 18 they should use this word to a minor. (Do not use the word Nigling to any person over 18 years of age, this would cause extreme offence)
"Yes yes my little Nigling"
"What up my Nigling"
"Where my Niglings at?"
"You nuttin' but a Nigling"
by The Man February 3, 2005
mugGet the niglingmug.

emereld

a promiscuiously dressed girl. usually very good looking with an excellent posterior. also, easy going, and fun to be with
that emerelds hot!!!
by the man June 28, 2003
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howitzer

A robotic cannon used in desert storm. It is a very devastating weapon and only takes 2 men to fire. It is much more effective than the world war 2 artillery cannons.
The Howitzer was invented by the Germans.
by The Man October 16, 2003
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Toss salid

To eat ass out with jelley or other type of dressing
I got my salid tossed yester day in cell block 9
by The man December 19, 1999
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