THE MAN's definitions

Pisscutter

A small or insignificant thing or person.

To a Geo metro driver...

"your gonna die someday running around in that little pisscutter"

by The Man October 20, 2004

batedfurball

a catlady who likes to "do it" in elevators

Godamnit Batedfurball, your cats are killing me. or. Godamnit Batedfurball, stop doing it in elevators

by the man April 3, 2004

slanny

Going completely skitzo, berzerko, nuts when your friends play a harmless prank on you, and yet still loving them because such a prank shows that your friends care enough to mess with you.

Tara went totally slanny last year, and the year before, when we fooled her on April Fool's Day.

by the man March 29, 2005

couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

by the man June 30, 2003

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

south pole

a slang definition for a males penis

i boned that bitch using my south pole

by the man October 6, 2003