THE GREG's definitions

Squiggilyfuck

Gibberish, similar to spanglish, that Dan Dan the Mexican yells when he gets really pissed off and cant speak right.

Squiggilyfuck Tony is a dumbshit!!!

by The Greg June 10, 2004

homopyrobovinenecropheliac

A person who likes to have gay sex with dead, burning cows.

Jeff is the only homopyrobovinenecropheliac that I know, hes one sick motherfucker.

by The Greg June 11, 2004

Dangina

Name used for José Dan when he does something particularly pussy-like.
See also: mangina

Hes such a dangina, he cant even wheelie his motorcycle

by The Greg June 10, 2004

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004

douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

by The Greg July 1, 2004

eifel tower

Extension of the wobbly h where the two guys give each other a high-five above the girl. Bonus points give if the bitch is a French foreign exchange student (clean shaven only, hairy chicks are gross).

Greg and Jeff got Kristen drunk and talked her into a wobbly h. They were so happy they slapped hands and formed the eifel tower. Then the arm wrestling began.

by The Greg July 8, 2004

Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004