THE GPC's definitions

Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Dennis

If someone is swearing alot in a conversation they should be temporarily named Dennis. The words fuck, fucking or fucked are the most commonly used by Dennises.

Person 1, I've just fucking broke down in my fucking car for fuck sake it's completely fucked.

Person 2, alright Dennis

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Pork Chops

A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.

Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016