THE GENERAL's definitions

remo

n. one who is retarded emotionally; origin comes from the combination of the words 'retard' and 'emotion' using the tenses of the former

She cheated on him but he keeps going back to her, the fucking remo.

She still likes him even though he's an asshole to her, she's so remoed.

by The General December 10, 2003

dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

by The General February 26, 2004

munchjob kit

Used to aid a munchjob. Contents include:

• (1) hairy mustache (may be used for disguise or simply pleasure)
• (1) container of Altoids
• (1) pair of tweezers
• (3) rolls of dental floss
• (10 oz.) tarter sauce (for added flavor)

Knowing what was to come, he whipped out his munchjob kit and immediately began to apply the tarter sauce...

by The General November 23, 2003