THE GENERAL's definitions

munchjob

The art of pleasing a girl's pussy through the use of another's mouth. Usually aided by a munchjob kit. Invented by Hannah.

also see munch

After giving her a munchjob I had a strange craving for Red Lobster.

by The General November 23, 2003

dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

by The General February 26, 2004

bone

1)v. to fuck
2)n. a smokeable item (joint, cigarette)
3)n. money, usually in dollars
4)n. boner
5)adj. prefix meaning stupid
6)idiom: to throw a bone - to show sympathy towards another
7)n. hard skeletal tissue

1)Hey, Christen, want to bone tonight?
2)Pass that bone down this way
3)Can you spot me a few bones?
4)He popped a huge bone when he saw your mom.
5)Don't be such a bonehead!
6)I threw you a bone and helped you cheat on that quiz.
7)He busted a bone in his hand.

by The General June 2, 2004