THE CAPTAIN's definitions

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.

One thing lead to another, then bam, another beautifuck.

by the captain March 30, 2005

dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

by The Captain January 11, 2005

Snowy Toothbrush

When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.

I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush

by The Captain January 24, 2005

carmex

something that is sweet to put on your eyelids and feels really cool

dude i was drunk last night and i put carmex on my eyelids, it was awesome

by the captain February 5, 2005

ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips

"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"

by the captain February 8, 2005

ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.

Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.

by The Captain December 20, 2003