emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.
"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain
by The Captain August 14, 2004
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beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.
Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.
by the captain May 13, 2005
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ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips
"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"
by the captain February 08, 2005
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dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.
Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.
by The Captain January 11, 2005
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cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...
The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...
by the captain April 22, 2005
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Mooseka

Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!
by The Captain October 12, 2003
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beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.
by the captain March 30, 2005
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