THE CAPTAIN's definitions

ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.

Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.

by The Captain December 20, 2003

Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014

king of sleaze

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.

Danish is the king of sleaze

by the captain December 4, 2003

Hipsterdufus

A fake hipster, who has fallen behind in trends. A Hipsterdufus would be seen still listening to The Strokes in the latter half of 2001.

by The Captain March 12, 2003

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

by The Captain August 14, 2004

squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

The Dugly Squampster house

by The Captain May 13, 2005

beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.

One thing lead to another, then bam, another beautifuck.

by the captain March 30, 2005