emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.
"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain
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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
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beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.
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king of sleaze

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.
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scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.
She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike
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Hipsterdufus

A fake hipster, who has fallen behind in trends. A Hipsterdufus would be seen still listening to The Strokes in the latter half of 2001.
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dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.
Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.
by The Captain January 12, 2005
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