TED's definitions

liberty

Something not found in amerikkka

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.

by Ted June 5, 2005

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004

gitta

A word meaning shit
Originated from Stokesley school, aka "Mutta" and "shitta"

this fucking sluts blow jobs are fucking gitta

i just stepped in sum gitta

mr borwell is gitta

that stinkin rag head smells worse than my gitta

smelly paki.. stinks of gitta

by ted February 26, 2005

the chief

whatever. any person who is chiefy-ish enough to actually create this definition is certainly the ultimate chief

yup. now what?

by ted June 22, 2003

hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk

i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute

by Ted October 6, 2004

tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

by ted December 26, 2004

ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims

Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!

by ted November 26, 2004