T.Wilson's definitions

squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

The Heights

Where a lot of poor nigga's live and brag that they're from "the heights" like they are susposed to be bad asses or something.

"Yo man, you don't mess with me because I'm from the heights!"

by T.Wilson June 1, 2016

rock turd

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

by T.Wilson January 24, 2014

Yea, get outta here!

When a second person (who usually is a kid or a whimp) says when someone seems to have more of a mental & physical power over you. They tell you to leave because of a particular problem.

Don: "you don't pick on my younger brother, GET OUT OF HERE!"

Lil Joey: "Yea, get outta here!"

by T.Wilson November 29, 2012

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Gravy shot

When you think a fart is coming on & you decide to let it rip. Butt gravy shoots out instead. Hence, "gravy shot".

I felt a fart coming on & decided to let it rip. I felt a gravy shot instead. :(

by T.Wilson September 8, 2014

CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 1, 2016