Wrist Rolls

The bracelets of fat on an obease persons wrist. They have an appearance of the michelin mans body.
Lets go ask that guy what time it is.

That dude isn't even wearing a watch, those protrusions are just his wrist rolls bulging out of his sleeve.
by T.J. Dubz December 23, 2011
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Rock Out With My Glock Out

When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.
Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.
by T.J. Dubz February 25, 2010
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Clearify

A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.
guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.

guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.
by T.J. Dubz May 19, 2011
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E.D.S.

Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.
-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.
by T.J. Dubz September 02, 2011
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coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.
Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008
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Mythbusted

What you say at the end of an argument that you win.
dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.

dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!
by T.J. Dubz May 17, 2010
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Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.
Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011
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