Definitions by T.J. Dubz

Bag Porn 

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

Bag Porn by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

After Pop 

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.

Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.

After Pop by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

goggle it 

When a retard spells google wrong.

you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.

goggle it by T.J. Dubz July 27, 2011

Omerican 

An American that is a strong Obama supporter.

Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.

Omerican by T.J. Dubz July 15, 2011

Yea it is 

A Midwest corn-packer term used to agree with what someone says.

1: It is cold as all hell out here.
2: Yea it is.

1: Walking through corn fields is hotter than monkey balls.
2: Yea it is.

Yea it is by T.J. Dubz June 13, 2011

Clearify 

A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.

guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.

guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.

Clearify by T.J. Dubz June 12, 2011

ear sight 

A dumb way to say hearing.

Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.

Son: Ear sight?

Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?

Son: uhh..Hearing?

ear sight by T.J. Dubz June 9, 2011