Definitions by T.J. Dubz

It's on like Alderaan 

A star wars fans way to express "it's on". Same meaning as "it's on like donkey kong". Just relates to star wars instead.

Luke: Are you going to the screening of the next "insert George Lucas next star wars movie here"?

Sith Lord: O yea, it's on like Alderaan!

It's on like Alderaan by T.J. Dubz July 1, 2012

Hipsters Gonna Hip 

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

Hipsters Gonna Hip by T.J. Dubz June 28, 2012

No My God 

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.

person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?

No My God by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012

Wrist Rolls 

The bracelets of fat on an obease persons wrist. They have an appearance of the michelin mans body.

Lets go ask that guy what time it is.

That dude isn't even wearing a watch, those protrusions are just his wrist rolls bulging out of his sleeve.

Wrist Rolls by T.J. Dubz December 27, 2011

Mohammed Kaboom 

The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.

Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.

Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.

Mohammed Kaboom by T.J. Dubz November 21, 2011

Bacon Sweats 

Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.

I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.

Bacon Sweats by T.J. Dubz November 18, 2011

Plate Up 

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

Plate Up by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011