A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
by T.J. Dubz June 16, 2008
When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.
Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?
Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.
Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.
Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.
Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.
by T.J. Dubz June 26, 2012
When the pages of wikipedia are incorrect due to the various fucktard trolls that infest it to ruin other users information.
Person 1: I read on wikipedia that Charlie Sheen has HIV.
Person 2: You mean WACKAPEDIA! That is totally false. First of all, it is impossible for Charlie Sheen to even contract HIV. The amount of tiger blood in his blood would instantly kill the virus, much like how Magic Johnson's cash in his blood kills the virus.
Person 2: You mean WACKAPEDIA! That is totally false. First of all, it is impossible for Charlie Sheen to even contract HIV. The amount of tiger blood in his blood would instantly kill the virus, much like how Magic Johnson's cash in his blood kills the virus.
by T.J. Dubz April 16, 2011
The day dreamer stare you have when you are using a toothpick after you eat or when you have something stuck in your teeth. This same stare happens when you are cleaning your ears, brushing your teeth, or flossing.
by T.J. Dubz February 28, 2008
Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.
Wow, look at that girl over there.
Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.
Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.
by T.J. Dubz March 26, 2008
When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.
by T.J. Dubz August 14, 2011
Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.
Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.
by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008