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The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.
This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.
by T.J. Dubz August 13, 2011
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One of the more famous characters of the Jerky Boys. Kissle is a WWII (double you double you two) veteran who loves to rag on his wife and repeat what he says over and over again.
Kissle: why you laugh'n, you ever seen my wife in a negleshay, she neglected her body; should I say.

In BangKok back in double you double you two, we use to bang hookers 10 at a time for a dime. There is even a song about it, "ten at a time for a dime, ten at a time for a diiime."

by T.J. Dubz January 29, 2008
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S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.
. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.

.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.

. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.
by T.J. Dubz February 2, 2010
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a typical large obease woman who always seems to wear sleeveless shirts. If they extend their arms and rotate them clockwise and counterclockwise, the lower portion wiggles and jiggles like a long water balloon.
1).. wow, look at her she is diesel

2).. that is all fat, just some big ass wrestler arms.
by T.J. Dubz June 1, 2009
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An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
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Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.
by T.J. Dubz July 15, 2011
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When Santas reindeer are broke down and in idle mode. It's what happens when someone goes jihad and busts an RPG in Santas sleigh.
Rudolph and the rest of you bitches best get yo ass off the ground and out of Hova-Sleigh, we gots to go!
by T.J. Dubz December 13, 2010
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