Urban Dictionary: Definitions by T. Strange

m'tarded

Short for "mega-retarded", indicating a level of retardation above and beyond all instances previously encountered by the speaker.

"Jesus, you're more m'tarded than I thought!"

The penis, from the Yiddish.
Correct spelling of shwatz.

Beverly nearly saw my schwatz when I lost my grip on my towel.

A pejorative of limited usage, only having impact when used unintentionally, typically by the intoxicated.
See also dumbfuck, dumbfuckery.

After she stumbled out of her bedroom this morning, Beverly called me a "fuckdumb" and went back to sleep.

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.

An ironic exclamation used to express a complete lack of interest and/or enthusiasm.

Similar to, though more subtle than, "Who gives a fuck?"

Paul: "Rob Schneider's got a new movie coming out!"
Beverly: "Oh, really? Whoop-dee-shit!"