T-bone's definitions

Slay-up

A reference to the 20th century Slovokian Slayer who maimed his victims with tire irons.
A call to arms.

They broke into my house, now im gonna call up some homeboys and we're gonna slay-up

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

nerd hearder

Someone who rallys nerds around a common cause. A leader of nerds. A recruiter for a nerd ideal, interest or endeavor.

Jeff is really into Lord of the Rings. He talks to everyone about it, he's such a nerd hearder

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.

Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."

by T-Bone September 2, 2003

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by t-bone February 4, 2004

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004

Morph420

the name of a really lame dude. needs to not only proclaim his pot smoking prowess, but does it on the internet as well. this guy needs to pull his trout out of his ass.

morph420: hey wanna smoke a cyberjoint with me and then we can go to another chat room and chat with my supermodel girlfriend.

by T-Bone July 9, 2003