T-bone's definitions

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.

Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."

by T-Bone September 2, 2003

dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail

The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.

by T-Bone April 5, 2005

clemenza

A trusted affiliate of Vito Corleone in the movie "the Godfather"

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

by T-BONE April 5, 2004

brown rebound

when you fuck a bitch up the ass, and make her suck your wanker afterwards

when i kiss her, it smells like she was just brown rebounded.

After brad shoved that bottle up his ass, he wanted to be brown rebounded.

by T-Bone December 6, 2002

seacow

craiglist slang for any woman over 120 lbs.

I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.

what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.

by t-bone March 3, 2005