T-bone's definitions

nerd hearder

Someone who rallys nerds around a common cause. A leader of nerds. A recruiter for a nerd ideal, interest or endeavor.

Jeff is really into Lord of the Rings. He talks to everyone about it, he's such a nerd hearder

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.

Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."

by T-Bone September 2, 2003

dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail

The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.

by T-Bone April 5, 2005

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.

by T-bone April 7, 2005

Roughriders

A Canadian Football CFL team whose best known CFL kicker McCallum chokes on big plays and who's fans tend to dump manure on players lawns when they're annoyed with them. The Roughriders
GM, Shivers,is known most for opening his mouth maninly to change feet. This team can do everything well except win.

Rough Riders - the team who can bring the production of manure up.

by T-bone January 5, 2005

Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997

Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!

by T-Bone February 14, 2005