T-bone's definitions

tarded

Faster, easier, and funnier way of describing a mentally challenged individual.

Put that syringe down, what are you tarded or something?

by T-bone October 15, 2006

Chess-piece face

An albino. someone of pale complexion.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

joo

Used in place of the word you, when speaking to close friends. May be used with both jewish and non-jewish friends.

What are joo doing today?

by T-bone April 22, 2004

Clownt

To disprove and/or embarrass by means of scientific proof or otherwise. Sometimes, but not always accompanied by "Witness!", or at least one or more people witnessing the clown.

"Naw Antoine, you was wit dat hoe all night!" "Aww clownt!" "That's a clown!" "Witness!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

Morph420

the name of a really lame dude. needs to not only proclaim his pot smoking prowess, but does it on the internet as well. this guy needs to pull his trout out of his ass.

morph420: hey wanna smoke a cyberjoint with me and then we can go to another chat room and chat with my supermodel girlfriend.

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

Bill O'Reilly

Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.

Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.

"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."

by T-Bone March 7, 2003