Morph420

the name of a really lame dude. needs to not only proclaim his pot smoking prowess, but does it on the internet as well. this guy needs to pull his trout out of his ass.
morph420: hey wanna smoke a cyberjoint with me and then we can go to another chat room and chat with my supermodel girlfriend.
by T-Bone July 09, 2003
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blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt
by T-BONE April 05, 2004
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Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.
I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.
by T-Bone July 01, 2004
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buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation
"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."
by T-bone April 07, 2004
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quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.
by T-Bone October 28, 2003
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flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.
Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.
by T-Bone April 22, 2003
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ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.
Brent is such an ass master.
by T-Bone March 08, 2003
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