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I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
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talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.
Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."
by T-Bone September 2, 2003
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dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail
The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.
by T-Bone April 5, 2005
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Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.
by T-bone February 2, 2004
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Ricockulous

When something is so ridiculous, that it merrits the addition of a cock, mid word!
He banged her mom? That's ricockulous!
by T-bone April 22, 2004
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butthurt

When an inconsiderate asshole causes you pain or grief that starts at your heart and drops to your ass; upset; hurt; let down; mad; etc.
Santino was all butthurt because I didn't make him feel special.
by T-Bone October 2, 2003
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super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.
Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
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