59 definitions by T-Bone

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.

A reference to the 20th century Slovokian Slayer who maimed his victims with tire irons.
A call to arms.

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.

To disprove and/or embarrass by means of scientific proof or otherwise. Sometimes, but not always accompanied by "Witness!", or at least one or more people witnessing the clown.

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.